Ham Be-adab

Ghere kahdi hai rasta mushkile chahu-or

Ham jiddi hai ki phir bhi bade ja rahe hai

Deti hai sabak har ek moud par zindagi

Beshrami dekho phir galtiya kiye ja rahe hai

Wo kahti hai chale jao mout ki aagosh me

Be-adab ham un suna kiye ja rahe hai

Jante hai har khel me milani hai mat hi

Naya dav phir bhi liye ja rahe hai

Sukha pada hai samunder palako ke bhitar

Kosish me baharne ki dard piye ja rahe hai

Ugalati hai jahrila shor ye khamoshiya

hotho ko siye bas jiye ja rahe hai

ye jindagani

Adhkhuli ankhai andeka Nazara Sadke virani

Andheri subah me nikle puri karne kahani

Jhoke thandi hawa ke aur nikhri subah suhani

Batuni baithe batiyane ye ki kya piti thi nani

Coke, sharbat, Roh Afja ya phir nariyal pani

Kuchh kisse naye aur kuchh batain purani

Wo bachpan ki yadein, malgudi days ki nishani

Har din ugte suraj ke sath ek nayi pareshani

Sikh hi gaye ham jina bhag doud bahri jindgani

Apka beta?

After 25 of July today again I heard your voice, which I really didn't want to . I decided that i will never talk you. But suddenly when you picked up the phone and asked "Aur beta kaisa hai tu.." I forgot all and start talking endlessly. Why I did it? Don’t know? but I realised that i have a lot to tell you and you are ready to listen my all complains!

Hai Ram!!!!

I dissected frog and rat in my plus two classes but here is the time to dissect Ramayan, Mahabharata and Bible. The facts or the truth behind the reality whatever it is, it hits badly my belief and compel me to think before worship U (god)!
Mahabharata: Histories most cruel battle between brothers; I never thought that the author Ved Vyasa could be biased while writing it. May be we don’t know what the fact is? Fighting with brothers is karma for Arjun and the same has become sin for Duryodhana. Do we know the other side of the coin? Surya putra Karn helped Durodhana and fought against Indraputra Arjun(his real brother). Is it possible? A unsolved puzzle.
Bible: No one knows where Jesus has gone between the age of 12-30.Bible has no records but the research shows that he came to India studied in Nalanda university learn all the healing techniques and then go back to treat the people. It’s hard to believe but the research is going to prove i in few months.
Ramayana: "Oh Ramji" well! You always produce very sensational news for the media. Ayodhya to Ramchritmanas no Indian can forget the name. Last Saturday I lost the very last hope to live and immediately I question you. How can you marry Sita at the age of 5.You are my ideal you just can’t did it. Never Ever! But faith and belief can’t go easily. Apne sahi kaha tha Sita Maiya se "Aisa Kalyug Ayega" .In order to selling masala news the corps discover you as one of the best selling item on earth but I know you are looking from the sky and must wondering “KYA GHOR KALYUG HAI”.

MAUT?

Wo suni sadak wo sukhi zamin,

na jane kya isahra karte hai,

Wo sukhe ped wo khamosh diware,

kyo mujhe pukara karte hai

patto ke jhormut se jhakti hai maut

hatho ke ishare se bulati hai,

thaki beajan si ye zindagi

ab ek lamba aaram chahti hai,

jo pane ke liye nikle the ghar se

wo manjil shamshan ke raste jati hai,

patto ke jhurmut se jhakti hai maut

hatho ke ishare se bulati hai

Dogs!! hate them

When I start analyse species I came to now about a very special species of animals. They seems innocent like deer, faithful as elephant, friendly like horse but from inside they are more cunning then a crocodile, shrewd than fox and their bite is poisonous than snake's. The list of these type of animals is few but they are increasing there number day by day. Thank God u made my classmates so cute and sweet otherwise i will never start behaving like a psychologist and get to know that not only I even god repeat mistakes. My analysis will never end but I start writing my thesis on you.. allll
Bewda (nose 4 news) : I am waiting for the moment when you really start teaching us. I hope you must have brain to teach. No wonder!! that u dont know this for that first you need to use ur dirty mind.
Women obsessed (yes+'s chetoo) : Kahe Delhi waloo ka naam badnam karat ho! log relience ki free sms scheme band karawa denge.
Black rat("shree-man" cameraman) : Yeah! Some of my friend really wants you to come so that we will teach u how to handle a cam with broken hands and red blooded eyes.
And one who inspired me to write this blog. I am really very obliged to you sir you teach me a lesson for life i trust you but then you realise me that i was wrong.
It's because of you we discuss dogs and a grade animals while eating food and by passing cheats in classes. Sometimes it will goes on when me and somi discuss in night. last night we end up with the dialogue sale kutte!
and next morning a dog was waiting for me on the stairs somebody call me
? :hands up dont turn i will beat u first ans my question then i will allow u to go
me : okkk plz hold me like this for one hour its better than to attend VK's lecture.
? : Idiot now ans my question
me : for that first u need to ask que.
? : Oh!! I m very upset with what u did last night
me : what ?
? : i dont know u all and u always abuse me mostly triple s and RJ(RG).
Me : sorry i think u got us wrong?
? : no i m the same dog who always sit on the sand near to ur stairs and i know u all abuse me. but why?
me : sorry! but its not u they are human but they are like dogs
dog: i will tell u one thing dogs are much better than the ppl u r talking
we r relieble and trustworthy. aren't we?
abbe uth!!! 9 baj gaye somi called me. ohh it was just a dream!! I rushed for getting ready for class but the dog's question slicked in my mind and finally I decide to apologise to dog
I will go and say sorry to dog but my readers plz try to don't hurt the "shant kutta " for some z grade human I can't find any worst word for them because alphabets ends up on Z.

Mann hai

chamchamati roshni me kho jane ka mann hai,

samndar ke bawandar me doob jaane ka mann hai,

seep se moti chunne ka, khadano se hira dhondane ka,

andhero me kho jane ka, ajubo ko janne ka,

rahasyo ko suljhane ka mann hai

ek naya asma pane ka, ek nayi dharti basane ka mann hai

apno ke ho jane ka, sapno me kho jane ka

ek nayi duniya me jine ka, navras ko har pal pine ka

asma ke upar jane ka aur usko jami par lane ka

ghanghor biyawan me sone ka, nadiya ke sang bahne ka

suraj ke har ark ko sametne ka mann hai

barf ki tajgi ko, pani ki chanchalta ko ,

pahado ki khamoshi ko pane ka mann hai,

najuk bulbulo ko hatho main chupane ka ,

pani me chap-chap bajane ka mann hai,

jis aachal me simte ye sab kuch,

us aachal ko apne banane ka mann hai..

bite ja rahe hai....

sukhe pade ped se tapak rahi hai bunde is tarah

mano barso bad use ansu bhane ko mila hai

hariyali kabhi uske sath atkheliya karti thi

ye virana na jane kis gustakhi ka sila hai

pahadi par chanchanati hui ye bunde

puchti hai batado ki kis bat ka gila hai

garjte hue ye badal kah rahe hai tumse

bahado jo sagar sa dukh dil me bhara hai

mita do fasle jo bad rahe hai khaiyo se

chup rahne se kya kabhi kuch suljha hai

intjar kiska hai mita do ye shikawe

ke barkha ke din bhi beete ja rahe hai.

Wo Chehra

Nakabo ki duniya me rahte hai ham to

Asli chehro ki pahchan hame kaha,

wo jo diwaro se jhakta hai ek mukhada,

use hi bas apna samjh bethe the,

chhune gaye to tuta bharam sara,

kis chij par hak jatane chale the,

wo to kabhi tha hi nahi hamara,

jiske sahare ham tanha chal pade the......

my pleasure

Its 12.43 I was alone dark night, lonely road, pin drop silence but the saye saye of zhingur and barking of dog coming very clearly in my ears. I heard foot stapes, I turned but no body was there I laughed at myself and again start walking. I was walking on the stairs , I felt someone followed me ,again I turned and found no one.I ran away from there ,enter in house and bolt the door. You must be wondering what I was doing on the road in night. Don't worry our caring miss pink will never allow me to go alone after 9. The road is just a way from our media lab to hostel actually nothing happened that night.
Confuse why I wrote this all here? Very simple reason I was getting bored so I decided to write a blog so that others can feel the pleasure of getting bored while reading my blog.

Thanks a lot to read and gave me pleasure.

step into another world..

Welcome….. I always wrote this word in my rangoli, which I draw during diwali. I m again writing the word "welcome” this time not for greeting guest and prosperity in my house but for inviting myself to step up in the new kind of world, where only work is worshiped nothing else. This is my first Diwali without new dress, without gulab Jamun, without the enthusiasm of celebrating a festival like diwali and without seeing a single person of my family. I had never celebrated diwali without scolding of my mom but this diwali it was something more embarrassing happened, I entered in the real world where I always want to be, but actually not. Without seeing the love in mamma's eyes, without collecting the money from elders, without making sweets for guest, without going out with friends.....I have long list without those still I m breathing ,and “prana” is left my body but I start realizing something oh!! My god, "I m not a child,I m 21 year old". Now, I start try to understand meaning of the word "responsibility”. Its very heavy word and I think a person weigh 50 kg can't bear this, so finally I decide to first start thinking on "TECHNIQUE TO INCREASE MY WEIGHT".

No Replacement

To,
My world

Wish I can write this blog with white colour which better explain this thing to you than words, nothing can define you except one word Maaaaaaaaa....... I can’t explain the cyclone, which is moving in my mind so finely I decide to write a letter to you. I know you can read this letter without reading it because only you can catch the signals of my brain. My heaven!! I m missing you, after leaving you, 2 months, 23 days, 3 hours, 23 minute and I m still counting I don’t understand the Magic behind it but there is something in your lap how could I forgot all tensions by just lie down on your lap, your hade massage, your touch. Still I can feel it. I tried to forgot the moment when you scold me like hell and I replied by just he..he..he..,but today why!! That funny moment make me cry, why!, your eyes in the thick glasses haven't allow me to forgot it, I know you r not an angel but I want you in front me right now.ya I know I am stubborn so what, I want to feel your "mammtav" which can only make wonder for me. Really MAAAA god made you for me because he can't be with me always but he should think about me again!! Well this time he can't help me, you know why? I never told this to you but the fact is that you replace god but he can NEVER replace you.
Miss u, Love u, Need u

Your Naughty

Sonu

what next!!

Articles done! What next? newspaper, tv i heard these name first time. Which birds name is this? acchu scold everyday, every teacher suggest to DO read newspaper and watch television. But what is happening, i think i m not getting. i open my eyes in one more lethargic and hectic day at 8.45. Somehow i manage toothbrush, bathe, breakfast in 15 minutes and rushed in class at 9. 9 to 5 I attend classes with my half open eyes on our very comfortable chairs and always complain there is something in this room as I enter in the room I start yawning and always feeling sleepy.so it is obvious I have to struggle and have to do kushti with my pillow (mind) n blanket (heart) for sleep. But atlast I won n got sleep my 'very' basic need.
Issue too many books from library but hardly read name of the auother finely i took katha and start reading it, but im wondering, i haven't understand the logic behind reading books. Everything is suddenly start make me bore, even sitting on the boundaries in front n back of hostel, no longer works for me. One single hour without work start annoying my brain and my mind is keep telling me lets do something plz lets do something i cant live like this, keep me busy.
But i m searching myself in me, is this I, can I get that tension free girl back, college days, bunking analysis and physics lectures, teasing friends, chaat, panipuri , samosa with curd and peanuts ,smsing to friends, aaj phir late !!ma ka datna ,choti ka lacture , fight for remote , big battle to sleep with ma! i m Surprised!!! i m missing those stupid days, still I m fighting with pillow(mind) and blanket(heart) after writing this blog again my brain start pinching me what next!!

....with unknown weapon

It's poisonous, do you really want to have it? I am warning u if u read this, something will be happen to you. ok!!! if u r ready to kill yourself then follow me !! keep your mind relaxed, close ur eyes, be calm. Now u r entering in our bedroom that’s what i can say for my room. We go there only to lie down on bed. Hey plz don’t look at my bed, i know it’s more messy than our DUSTBIN. Ya is Very clean bed, n so sweet tweety micky n dogi lieying on it. its richi rich's bed, no!! no!! don't get confuse, she is very very rich but in chirkuting(orkuting) n talking always smiling while sitting in front of her com's screen, imagine that Raj, vivek ,pranaw ,rohit sorry! actually i m very confuse who is the lucky guy. "Hi my name is richa goyel from panipat", she was the first one to whom i met in sscms and from our first meeting what i comprise was that, one thing is very imp to survive in this hostel i.e, listening skills. are yar koi suno to!! media lab, classroom, bathroom every place is just a chatroom for our hariyanvi tau... i just want to write a sweet poem in her respect
hay tera ye sharmana,
hay tera ye itrana,
class me jhapki lena,
phone pe batti dena,
dj ki class me questioning,
light k liye fighting ,
tumhariawaz me bhajan ki singing
kajrare ki dhun par tumahari dancing
ye sab v can managing but
tera muskarana gajab dha gaya....
Believe me it really need more courage than jumping from the balcony!! mayyyy iiiiii talk about a person who n richi jointly convert their bed into local train,our local train(alwyas late)its SUBBU sorry sorry!! deepthi.Next day after met richi i met this very soft spoken n tacit girl WONDERING! that was the only first appearance. she started like my... name ..is .. deepthi, deepti i asked, no! no! it’s D E E P T H I she replied. At that time i didn't know the term "paduke samsarique'(shut up) no time schedule for her sometimes got up at 3 in morning and sometimes went to bathroom when we were atainding the class, did work in lab when we were having lunch went to temple when we were having dinner but her banana n jackfruits chipps and brown halwa rocks!! Man. No body knows that how much she respect "DHARTI MATA" every morning she first touch the tiles with hand and head then she put her leg on it. The only problem is she love us but she can't express as we do, today she has shifted in the other room but one thing i really missed about her is, what? ? should i tell u, really should I, no.... yar....
Well Now i m introdusing the face of dateline bangalore sri sri savi, according to acchu- the princess of Himachal, her chicks are as red as Himachal's apple thats what bopu said for his fevorite student 'devi'.Very politely when open her mouth, seems to be very delicated but when she raised her hand in yes+ to sit on hot sit i was shocked!! i think not only i everybody who were there, then i realised she is real sherani."dekho chahe koi kitna bhi bura ho dil se sab acche hote hai".When we were singing antakshari in our dabba gadi wht do you think she suppose to do sung with us right !sometimes she did, but most of the time she couldn't because she have to do 'SAHAJ' na !! Still i haven't understand how can u feel mamtav for each and every person, how can you take care of the whole world. Well i really really respect her feelings because she never force me to do kriya!!, when her cute basket overflowed with my dirty cloths she never complained, she whisper very softly' kitna gand ho raha hai yar' and i got the massage for every thing right or wrong good or bad she always has same opinion "accha hai yar bhut accha hai"but it is very difficult to understand this mysterious creature of god . i remembered after interviewing suraj bhaiya how she cried 'main devi nahi hoo'!!! are you thinking that i m in trouble no!! oh!! my god the poision start working, suddenly you start loving me, roomies!! Right, but be aware one day it will kill u with my ........unknown secret weapon..

but.....

Bas kar yar!! it is not like that,you are mistaken.It will never happen , i know what i m doing and i know "i m right" stop your bakwas plz!!... many times she advised me but i was never understand what she was trying to say. She told me that when you face the situation then only u will understand what is it, and today i understand that her bakwas is very right.Her experience are right and my imagination is not. Not she but i was mistaken at that time. She is really more practical then me.And today i really miss her and i want to listen her bakwas again!! so that 'kuch rasta mil jaye'. I realised that her nonsense was very senseful and i was senseless.Now i realise what i did but why i m still Continueing this i don't know.One thing which know is she is not here and only she suggest me the way and if i try to end it will still remain there is so much pain but ......

SAB MAYA HAI

wow!!!! see this, no no don't look at that its just not 4 u imagine white cotten shirt, blue jeans, white sports shoes and attractive swiss watch......."sab maya hai"sansar nashwar hai. Kya lekar aye the kya lekar jayenge. The empty pocket with 'chiiller' is the only reality of life .There is a devil in my pocket who swallow whatever i put in it and the tiny worms always made hole in my pocket .First time in life i realised what 'kadki' means. What is horrible about the last week of month, if u see a beautiful goggels and you despiratly want to buy them and don't have a singel penny, i can suggess you a way "close your eyes take a deep breath in and breath out completly now slowly n graduly open your eyes "see the whole world around you become change suddenly you will realise that your eyes are so beautiful you look more beautiful without goggels.So buying stupit goggels is nothing but totaly wasting of your very need "money the god ". So next time if u come across situation like this just say one thing "sab maya hai".

gandhi giri rocks

You see him everywhere he covers back and front of the T-Shirts, wallpapers and ring tones of mobile phones. He is rocking in movies and Tv shows. Zoom, Channel V and M -Tv has covered loads of his stuff, guess!! Who is he? Abhishek? No! Shahrukh? No! Presenting the brand new style icon of India "MOHANDAS KARAMCHAND GANDHI
A man with a stick in hand moving around us, and his presence creating a magnetic effect. Which is producing a chemical locha in everybody's mind. First time in the 58 years he smiled naughtily on the screen with his wrinkled face in Vidhu Vinod Chopra's latest Block Bluster Lage Raho Munna Bhai. It's an old wine in new bottle after his "jadoo ki jhappi" this time he rediscover Gandhism as Gandhigiri.
Tons of flowers have been sold out, lots of greetings delivered yeah! it remind you the valentine day, but actually this time we celebrated 2nd Oct. as birthday of our father of the nation not as Gandhi Jayanti (Leisure Holiday). Everybody had cut the cake .Not only the youngsters but older generation and children has also joined gandhi's fan club to give a salute to the spirit of gandhigiri. No wonder that the whole issue has a huge media coverage and gandhigiri rocks everywhere.
A huge debate is going on, is gandhigiri works like a slow poison or it works like an allopathic antibiotic medicine .It works like a natural therapy, which eradicate the problem from the root, but the huge media coverage and every day a column in newspaper itself says that Gandhi is as relevant in 21 st century as he was in and that is the greatness of the man called "Mahatma. If still you are having doubt, this real story drive you on M.G. road (the path of mahatma).
Bangalore Yashwantpur railway station a software engineer caught Chalukya Express for Davangere at Tumkur two boys step onto the train and set in front of him. He was listing music by closing his eyes. After 45 min. he opened eyes, the compartment has already turned into a dustbin it was littered with the groundnuts shell and the guys are still throwing the shell on floor without bothering.
Godsegiri:
Man- do you know there is one word in English dictionary called manner.
Dhishum!! Dhishum!! Dhishum!!
Gandhigiri:
Man- Nothing!! Just start cleaning floor with some cloths and piece of paper
Boy: why are you doing this keep it like this.
Man: Don't bother you carry on guys I m doing because I don't like this you do what do you want.
No talk further!! Pin drop silence for rest of the journey.
The man got nothing by cleaning the floor but the shame full faces of guys make promise themselves to never do it again in life. After 59 years same man took responsibility to clean the garbage from the minds of the people, to establish his nation's soul. Task is tougher than earlier this time he can't use his body, voice, and presence. He gives us a fresh and beautiful weapon red rose against revolver. Gandhi cannot help us to solve our problems but his philosophy does. Hey turn your head, are you able to see him he is there in you in me in all of us I believe that now you can say with me loudly "BANDE ME THA DAM, BANDE ME HAI DAM"

when n why

When n Why
when i look at the sky why it looks like you
when i close my eyes why i see only you
when i was in a crowd why you stand with me
when i was sad why you bring a smile
when i miss you why lemon become sweet
when i lose hope why you always have a solution?!
when there are many options why you are my idol?!