Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Dogs!! hate them


When I start analyse species I came to now about a very special species of animals. They seems innocent like deer, faithful as elephant, friendly like horse but from inside they are more cunning then a crocodile, shrewd than fox and their bite is poisonous than snake's. The list of these type of animals is few but they are increasing there number day by day. Thank God u made my classmates so cute and sweet otherwise i will never start behaving like a psychologist and get to know that not only I even god repeat mistakes. My analysis will never end but I start writing my thesis on you.. allll
Bewda (nose 4 news) : I am waiting for the moment when you really start teaching us. I hope you must have brain to teach. No wonder!! that u dont know this for that first you need to use ur dirty mind.
Women obsessed (yes+'s chetoo) : Kahe Delhi waloo ka naam badnam karat ho! log relience ki free sms scheme band karawa denge.
Black rat("shree-man" cameraman) : Yeah! Some of my friend really wants you to come so that we will teach u how to handle a cam with broken hands and red blooded eyes.

And one who inspired me to write this blog. I am really very obliged to you sir you teach me a lesson for life i trust you but then you realise me that i was wrong.
It's because of you we discuss dogs and a grade animals while eating food and by passing cheats in classes. Sometimes it will goes on when me and somi discuss in night. last night we end up with the dialogue sale kutte!
and next morning a dog was waiting for me on the stairs somebody call me

? :hands up dont turn i will beat u first ans my question then i will allow u to go
me : okkk plz hold me like this for one hour its better than to attend VK's lecture.
? : Idiot now ans my question
me : for that first u need to ask que.
? : Oh!! I m very upset with what u did last night

me : what ?
? : i dont know u all and u always abuse me mostly triple s and RJ(RG).
Me : sorry i think u got us wrong?

? : no i m the same dog who always sit on the sand near to ur stairs and i know u all abuse me. but why?
me : sorry! but its not u they are human but they are like dogs

dog: i will tell u one thing dogs are much better than the ppl u r talking
we r relieble and trustworthy. aren't we?

abbe uth!!! 9 baj gaye somi called me. ohh it was just a dream!! I rushed for getting ready for class but the dog's question slicked in my mind and finally I decide to apologise to dog
I will go and say sorry to dog but my readers plz try to don't hurt the "shant kutta " for some z grade human I can't find any worst word for them because alphabets ends up on Z.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Mann hai

chamchamati roshni me kho jane ka mann hai,

samndar ke bawandar me doob jaane ka mann hai,

seep se moti chunne ka, khadano se hira dhondane ka,

andhero me kho jane ka, ajubo ko janne ka,

rahasyo ko suljhane ka mann hai

ek naya asma pane ka, ek nayi dharti basane ka mann hai

apno ke ho jane ka, sapno me kho jane ka

ek nayi duniya me jine ka, navras ko har pal pine ka

asma ke upar jane ka aur usko jami par lane ka

ghanghor biyawan me sone ka, nadiya ke sang bahne ka

suraj ke har ark ko sametne ka mann hai

barf ki tajgi ko, pani ki chanchalta ko ,

pahado ki khamoshi ko pane ka mann hai,

najuk bulbulo ko hatho main chupane ka ,

pani me chap-chap bajane ka mann hai,

jis aachal me simte ye sab kuch,

us aachal ko apne banane ka mann hai..

bite ja rahe hai....

sukhe pade ped se tapak rahi hai bunde is tarah

mano barso bad use ansu bhane ko mila hai

hariyali kabhi uske sath atkheliya karti thi

ye virana na jane kis gustakhi ka sila hai

pahadi par chanchanati hui ye bunde

puchti hai batado ki kis bat ka gila hai

garjte hue ye badal kah rahe hai tumse

bahado jo sagar sa dukh dil me bhara hai

mita do fasle jo bad rahe hai khaiyo se

chup rahne se kya kabhi kuch suljha hai

intjar kiska hai mita do ye shikawe

ke barkha ke din bhi beete ja rahe hai.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Wo Chehra

Nakabo ki duniya me rahte hai ham to

Asli chehro ki pahchan hame kaha,

wo jo diwaro se jhakta hai ek mukhada,

use hi bas apna samjh bethe the,

chhune gaye to tuta bharam sara,

kis chij par hak jatane chale the,

wo to kabhi tha hi nahi hamara,

jiske sahare ham tanha chal pade the......