Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Dogs!! hate them


When I start analyse species I came to now about a very special species of animals. They seems innocent like deer, faithful as elephant, friendly like horse but from inside they are more cunning then a crocodile, shrewd than fox and their bite is poisonous than snake's. The list of these type of animals is few but they are increasing there number day by day. Thank God u made my classmates so cute and sweet otherwise i will never start behaving like a psychologist and get to know that not only I even god repeat mistakes. My analysis will never end but I start writing my thesis on you.. allll
Bewda (nose 4 news) : I am waiting for the moment when you really start teaching us. I hope you must have brain to teach. No wonder!! that u dont know this for that first you need to use ur dirty mind.
Women obsessed (yes+'s chetoo) : Kahe Delhi waloo ka naam badnam karat ho! log relience ki free sms scheme band karawa denge.
Black rat("shree-man" cameraman) : Yeah! Some of my friend really wants you to come so that we will teach u how to handle a cam with broken hands and red blooded eyes.

And one who inspired me to write this blog. I am really very obliged to you sir you teach me a lesson for life i trust you but then you realise me that i was wrong.
It's because of you we discuss dogs and a grade animals while eating food and by passing cheats in classes. Sometimes it will goes on when me and somi discuss in night. last night we end up with the dialogue sale kutte!
and next morning a dog was waiting for me on the stairs somebody call me

? :hands up dont turn i will beat u first ans my question then i will allow u to go
me : okkk plz hold me like this for one hour its better than to attend VK's lecture.
? : Idiot now ans my question
me : for that first u need to ask que.
? : Oh!! I m very upset with what u did last night

me : what ?
? : i dont know u all and u always abuse me mostly triple s and RJ(RG).
Me : sorry i think u got us wrong?

? : no i m the same dog who always sit on the sand near to ur stairs and i know u all abuse me. but why?
me : sorry! but its not u they are human but they are like dogs

dog: i will tell u one thing dogs are much better than the ppl u r talking
we r relieble and trustworthy. aren't we?

abbe uth!!! 9 baj gaye somi called me. ohh it was just a dream!! I rushed for getting ready for class but the dog's question slicked in my mind and finally I decide to apologise to dog
I will go and say sorry to dog but my readers plz try to don't hurt the "shant kutta " for some z grade human I can't find any worst word for them because alphabets ends up on Z.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

men...dogs...i got the people u r talkin abt...i think they are just plain desperate.

u can do two things...slap them hard...wait for karma to sleap them hard. either way, it will hurt. the good thing abt point one is satisfaction and peace...that 'aaaah' feeling...good thing abt point 2 is, u get to keep ur clean hands clean for longer!

Cosmos said...

Oh I cant say anything after reading that. But i am 100% agree that Dogs are better than those people.